电视剧《生活大爆炸》中的经典台词

电视剧《生活大爆炸》中的经典台词

　　别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗?

　　Forget? You want me to forget?

　　我这脑子 啥东西忘得掉啊!

　　This mind does not forget.

　　从我妈给我断奶后 我就没忘掉过一件事

　　I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.

　　- 那天是周二 下着毛毛雨 - 好了...

　　- It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay...

　　你哭什么

　　Why are you crying?

　　我哭我自己蠢啊

　　Because I'm stupid!

　　那也没理由哭啊

　　That's no reason to cry.

　　人只有悲伤的时候才该哭

　　One cries because one is sad.

　　比如说 其他人都太蠢我感到悲伤

　　For example, I cry because others are stupid

　　所以我才哭

　　我和许多女生交往过

　　Well,I've dated plenty of women.

　　Joyce Kim还有Leslie Winkle...

　　There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle...

　　通知牛津英语词典的编辑们

　　Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary.

　　"许多"现在被重新定义为"两个"

　　The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."

　　Sheldon 你是个聪明人

　　Sheldon,you are a smart guy.

　　- 你得知道 - 我是"聪明人"?

　　- You must know... - I'm "smart"?

　　要被归为"聪明人" 我得去掉60点智商才行

　　I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart."

　　- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali.

　　- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader.

　　- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper.

　　- Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz.

　　我是硕士

　　I have a Master's degree.

　　谁不是?

　　Who doesn't?

　　多年来 我们一直潜心 试图探究他将如何繁衍后代

　　Over the years,we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.

　　我主张的是有丝分裂

　　I'm an advocate of mitosis.

　　什么?

　　I'm sorry?

　　我相信 总有一天 当Sheldon吃到 一定量的泰国菜

　　I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food

　　他就会分裂成两个Sheldon

　　and split into two Sheldons.

　　另一方面 我在想Sheldon可能 是他这个物种的幼虫状态

　　On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species,

　　有一天他会做茧 不出俩月 就破茧成蝶

　　and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.

　　Howard 电话在响!

　　Howard,the phone is ringing!

　　我有个疯狂的主意 老妈 接电话如何!

　　Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!

　　你好?

　　Hello?

　　好的 稍等

　　All right,hold on.

　　是你朋友 Leonard!

　　It's your friend,Leonard!

　　他想知道你为什么今天没去上学!

　　He wants to know why you're not at school today!

　　我不是去上学 老妈 我在大学就职

　　I don't go to school,Ma. I work at a university.

　　那就是学校! 快接电话!

　　That's a school! Now pick up the phone!

　　我谁都不想理

　　I don't want to talk to anybody.

　　要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作业带来吗?

　　Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? !

　　我没什么家庭作业的

　　I don't have homework.

　　我是个拥有工程学硕士的'大爷们

　　I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering!

　　抱歉 了不起先生

　　Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.

　　想吃冰棒吗?

　　Want me to get you a Popsicle?

　　樱桃味的 好吧!

　　Cherry,please!

　　樱桃味的我吃了 只剩蔬菜味的了

　　I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.

　　你让我真想自杀呀